All posts by Jim Jesus

Bernie Bott’s Trump Flavoured Jelly Beans

Matt “t3hsauce” Pritchard and Jim Jesus put a nice little bow on the Star Wars talk on The Lolberts at least until another movie comes out. The human race is far too problematic for lefties, and (shocking development) Bernie Sanders is an economic illiterate and The Zodiac Killer, we catch up on the political freak show  that is the Republican Primaries, the Apple and FBI feud. Also, Austin Petersen is a douche and t3hsauce tells us how much he loves The Happening and Alongside Night Continue reading Bernie Bott’s Trump Flavoured Jelly Beans

Little White Cuck Balls

Nick The Yak Farmer and Jim the Lolbert talk about Star Wars and the Alt-Right’s insane reaction (get it?) to it, the already insane election, why Jim might not go to Porcfest and how Nick is traveling on yak-back, Molyneux gets called a cult leader on Showtime and why it’s lame, Jim finally acknowledges he sucks at remembering to link things in the description and now sucks at getting funny merch made from China (they’re killing us!) Continue reading Little White Cuck Balls

The H8ful BB-8

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On the Lolberts’ 8th episode, guest co-host MK Lords joins Jim Jesus to argue about movies but agree on the alt-right being the same as SJWs. Crypto-cuck Steve Miller-Miller sneaks out a secret transmission from Frostwitz in the midst of the eastern United States Snowlocaust (Snowah for those who speak Yiddish). We channel out inner Harry Plinketts why M.K. Lords is wrong about Tarantino’s Masterpiece; The Hateful Eight, touch up on the alt-right’s reaction to Star Wars: The Force Awakens was good, why Molyneux, Cantwell, and Aurini are stupid neo-SJWs. Also why the fuck does Jim hate Birdman?! Of course we walk about Alongside Night being a shitty movie. Of course! anarcho-miller-miller copy(print)

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