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Little White Cuck Balls

Nick The Yak Farmer and Jim the Lolbert talk about Star Wars and the Alt-Right’s insane reaction (get it?) to it, the already insane election, why Jim might not go to Porcfest and how Nick is traveling on yak-back, Molyneux gets called a cult leader on Showtime and why it’s lame, Jim finally acknowledges he sucks at remembering to link things in the description and now sucks at getting funny merch made from China (they’re killing us!) Continue reading Little White Cuck Balls

OPERATION: Yakback

Nick Hazelton The Anarcho-Yakitalist and Jim Jesus talk about Trump wanting to bring back Operation: W******k (derogatory slur for Mexican immigrant.) We run through his stupid platform. Jim talks about how sweatshops are a good thing and it’s only blowing up because state regulations are a bad thing. Hopefully, Trump will fix the VA so Mellody Hemley can get PTSD (Post-Twitter Stress Disorder) therapy and know how long it will take before she gets it. Trump will do what every president promises but never does; make the tax code simpler. Jim hates 999 and the Fair Tax. Trump The Movie was good, go watch it! Mexico tells its citizen how to sneak into ‘Merica because walls don’t stop immigration.  Also, like #BoycottStarWars, maybe we we’re all being trolled by Trump.

Then Nick tells us a story he probably already told about his yak had him and his uncle #getrekd and how he was used as yak bait. People want Jim to get a brothel hooker do a Periscope about it but won’t unless someone wants to foot the bill. HASHTAGPLEASEDONATEFORHOOKERS.

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Yaks Should Be Able To Go To Philosophy College Tuition Free!

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Nick Hazelton from the Anarcho-Yakitalism Podcast and Jim Jesus dip into philosophy a little before dipping into yak butter tea and yak dreads.  Then we talk about Bernie Sander’s plan to give everyone free yaks, how he hasn’t figured out what kind of socialist he really is, and why he’ll be the best of the presidential front runners to be president; no one likes him enough. How Jim Jesus get such a weird name and why it’s an awesome idiot filter. Also more yaks.

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