Category Archives: Nick Hazelton

What Do you Call Podbeef if it’s Yak Meat?

Nick Hazelton and Jim Jesus yak (get it?) about feeling the Johnson, Autism Plagiarson, #yakfarmupdate, yak bacon seeds, quack diets that actually work, bacon, and “Liberty” Hangout. We also go a little deep into libertarian policy and philosophy and Jim points out the bad arguments against the NAP even though he isn’t a NAP advocate.
Rebooted Body Podcast
Newborn Libertarian are improving their audio


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Little White Cuck Balls

Nick The Yak Farmer and Jim the Lolbert talk about Star Wars and the Alt-Right’s insane reaction (get it?) to it, the already insane election, why Jim might not go to Porcfest and how Nick is traveling on yak-back, Molyneux gets called a cult leader on Showtime and why it’s lame, Jim finally acknowledges he sucks at remembering to link things in the description and now sucks at getting funny merch made from China (they’re killing us!) Continue reading Little White Cuck Balls


Nick Hazelton The Anarcho-Yakitalist and Jim Jesus talk about Trump wanting to bring back Operation: W******k (derogatory slur for Mexican immigrant.) We run through his stupid platform. Jim talks about how sweatshops are a good thing and it’s only blowing up because state regulations are a bad thing. Hopefully, Trump will fix the VA so Mellody Hemley can get PTSD (Post-Twitter Stress Disorder) therapy and know how long it will take before she gets it. Trump will do what every president promises but never does; make the tax code simpler. Jim hates 999 and the Fair Tax. Trump The Movie was good, go watch it! Mexico tells its citizen how to sneak into ‘Merica because walls don’t stop immigration.  Also, like #BoycottStarWars, maybe we we’re all being trolled by Trump.

Then Nick tells us a story he probably already told about his yak had him and his uncle #getrekd and how he was used as yak bait. People want Jim to get a brothel hooker do a Periscope about it but won’t unless someone wants to foot the bill. HASHTAGPLEASEDONATEFORHOOKERS.

Song: Marshall Boprey – Make America Trump Again


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