Steve Miller-Miller and Jim Jesus join forces to announce what the hell that “BipStrong” is and where to get one. They also talk about johns, their experiences wearing the new johns, how Miller-Miller is the ghetto version of Jeffrey Tucker, uploading johns to WorldStarHipHop, how johns prove johns and how it relations to social johns, how to heckle the john at a john show, how Adam Kokesh is selling a john, but not a big of a john as The Lolbert’s john, but that’s not really a john, Miller-Miller’s previous podcast The Panic John, how voting and john nullification is the same john, Miller-Miller’s list of the worst kinds of johns, loljohns were good johns but not anymore, “taxation is theft” johns are forced johns.
The Lolbert Weather Service (newly minted Lolbert co-host and professional meme maker Steve Miller-Miller and Jim Jesus) has issued a cucknado warning for your area. They talk about Bernie Sanders getting his own exclusive issue of Tiger Beat Magazine, Trump’s inevitable failure, their history of living in ghettos, Cantwell being a crypto-cuck, cucking with sumo wrestlers, the alt-right’s obsession with the word ‘cuck,’ and how the word ‘cuck’ is cucking them, Joseph was a cuck, cuck, cucking, and all sorts of cucking cuckatry. If you have money to spare, Steve Miller-Miller will sell you his vote in the Libertarian Party primaries, and if you have even more Jim will caucus for you in an early caucus state for anyone in the Republican primary except Trump.