Nick The Yak Farmer and Jim the Lolbert talk about Star Wars and the Alt-Right’s insane reaction (get it?) to it, the already insane election, why Jim might not go to Porcfest and how Nick is traveling on yak-back, Molyneux gets called a cult leader on Showtime and why it’s lame, Jim finally acknowledges he sucks at remembering to link things in the description and now sucks at getting funny merch made from China (they’re killing us!) Continue reading Little White Cuck Balls
On the Lolberts’ 8th episode, guest co-host MK Lords joins Jim Jesus to argue about movies but agree on the alt-right being the same as SJWs. Crypto-cuck Steve Miller-Miller sneaks out a secret transmission from Frostwitz in the midst of the eastern United States Snowlocaust (Snowah for those who speak Yiddish). We channel out inner Harry Plinketts why M.K. Lords is wrong about Tarantino’s Masterpiece; The Hateful Eight, touch up on the alt-right’s reaction to Star Wars: The Force Awakens was good, why Molyneux, Cantwell, and Aurini are stupid neo-SJWs. Also why the fuck does Jim hate Birdman?! Of course we walk about Alongside Night being a shitty movie. Of course!
The Lolbert Weather Service (newly minted Lolbert co-host and professional meme maker Steve Miller-Miller and Jim Jesus) has issued a cucknado warning for your area. They talk about Bernie Sanders getting his own exclusive issue of Tiger Beat Magazine, Trump’s inevitable failure, their history of living in ghettos, Cantwell being a crypto-cuck, cucking with sumo wrestlers, the alt-right’s obsession with the word ‘cuck,’ and how the word ‘cuck’ is cucking them, Joseph was a cuck, cuck, cucking, and all sorts of cucking cuckatry. If you have money to spare, Steve Miller-Miller will sell you his vote in the Libertarian Party primaries, and if you have even more Jim will caucus for you in an early caucus state for anyone in the Republican primary except Trump.